Things I’ve hated in 2005.
December 6, 2005 4 CommentsI’ve decided not to do a “best of 2005” because the only “best of” that I’ve been confronted with this year was the length of shit in the bowl after my movement. Another reason is because I hate “best of” list. So I would like to start the influx of “end of the Year” lists with this one:
Things I’ve hated in 2005. (not in any order)
Puggles
Alright already I get the point. A pug and a beagle mixed, that’s called a mutt, people. Yes, yes I know. They are cute, but will the media just shut the fuck up about them already, if another celeb is seen carrying one around in front of a camera I want to just punch them in the throat.
“Vote for Pedro” T-shirts
Jesus Christ people, I’ll admit it the movie was funny the first time I saw it, but when I saw it for the second time I thought it was shit, yes shit, funny, but shit. What are you trying to tell us? That you are witty enough to have bought a t-shirt at urbane outshiters that looks like you made it yourself, HA your so fucking funny.
Reality Shows
Well… this is a holdover for the past few years, why oh why does every goddamned channel have to have reality shows. What’s next the weather channel “Rock you like a Hurricane: The Life and Times of a Weatherman”.
MTA (Metropolitan Transportation Authority)
These Money grubbing bastards have some fucking nerve. First off they announce they have a nice surplus of $833M not bad right? That’s not what pisses me off at all. What pisses me off is that they are willing to have half price fares during holiday season to appease people enough to not get angry when they raise fairs on ’07. And to top that, the transportation bond was passed this past Nov. giving the MTA more tax dollars. WTF? What can you do? These guys have the city by the balls and the mayor in their palm.
More to come…
In 2005 I hate political blogs of all stripes, especially the attention whores who need to blog pictures of their pets and talk about their pathetic personal lives
I hate real estate prices in fort greene and in the NYC area in general
Also, I hate news coverage of celebrities
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING INTERNET
Whelp, I hated “Napoleon Dynamite” from the get-go. I wanted to walk out after the first 10 minutes but the auditorium was dark and I was afraid I might fall. It WAS the Urban Outfitters of film – a random, cod indy, faux-vintage mish mash of tired, boring non sequitors & cliches.
The fact that UO have made t-shirts is not suprising. In fact, the movie was probably an afterthought to the merchandising. It was made by Viacom, after all.
And, in closing, I would like to say that I FUCKING HATE URBAN OUTFITTERS!
WOW you are right, Magpie. “the Urbane outshitters of film” that’s good.
Jeez, how about losers who keep buying ipods…wow, I’m like trendy and stuff